clod

a boehemian SLUT; most likely in the bahamas in paradise isalnd harbour resort, on floor 7......... in room 709.
of or pertaining to, giana daliettas these in wich have CLOD-LIKE qualities.
by cloddy MCclodson April 6, 2008
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Clod

Stands for clunge of the Day.

A clod is a particulaly fat, ugly and unnattractive person, the worst you have seen that day.

Clod points can be gained by kissing and/or sleeping with them.
"Wow check out that clod! If i got with her I'd get 3 clod points"
by Stevel Knievel April 15, 2009
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clod

by Lowgear July 5, 2003
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clod stompers

Any large lace up or pull on leather boot, almost always steel toe. Very heavy and durable, the boots are usually for work, but can be worn with normal outfits as well.
Dude, those nine inch combat boots with the steel toes you got are totally clod stompers.
by Orin J. February 9, 2009
mugGet the clod stompersmug.

Dirt Clod

(n) - A female one pursues at a club, bar, and or post office etc. with the intent of sexual pleasure.
“Yo - how’s COVID been treating you?” “Man - I’ve been tossing dirt clods like it's my fucking job.”
by DirtClodLife October 5, 2020
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insensitive clod

Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org
Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!
by Verlorenes Metallgeld August 11, 2008
mugGet the insensitive clodmug.

clod-poll

An up-and-coming word, potentially replacing words like retard, idiot, moron, etc.
Alicea: Dude! Did you hear about how Jessica thought that Europe was above Canada?
Jyllea: Yeah, man. She's such a clod-poll
by Jalanie Blü May 28, 2010
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