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muff clunkers

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Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.
My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.
by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005
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A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.
Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"
by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007
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Clunkers

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Clunkers are Boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. If your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing Clunkers.
'She tripped over her clunkers because they were too big'
1 'why'd you get shoes too big for your feet?'
2 'There clunkers, i needed big shoes i can walk through mud with. And the Clunkers i don't care about getting dirty.'
1 'That's stupid'
2 'Thank you'
by Nymbal Seu January 3, 2010
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Clonkers

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A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.
by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011
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Crankerspuss

crankers·puss
n.

A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.
· "What is wrong with ol'Crankerspuss over there?"

· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."
by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 15, 2008
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botty clackers

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a big fat lass with massive droopy tits that bruise her knees when she walks
Alreet, do yee like thy fat lass wid a reet set o' botty clackers
by Ben Dearden May 24, 2007
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The name given to the Ukrainian Protesters by way of their frequent clanking on looted riot shields and metal pipes as an act of protest.
Man, those clankers really fight for freedom!
"Can't clank the tank"
by Cheeki Breeki January 24, 2014
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