cilf

Cow
I'd
Like to
Fuck

The acronym cilf is udderly ridiculous!

by Carol Ann Shelby December 11, 2006

CILF

Cock I'd like to fuck.

This term is used by women when they get excited and start referring to men by their genitalia.

Amanda: Our Spanish teacher is so hot!

Maggie: I know, he's a total CILF.

Amanda: A CILF?

Maggie: A cock I'd like to fuck.

by Chris Crinkle February 28, 2009

Cilf

Child id like to fuck

The pedophile sees a cilf

by Luke DozMeth.edu October 24, 2018

CILF

CILF stands for Cat I'd Like to Fuck.

Person 1:Dude your cat is such a cilf!
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Cat I'd Like to Fuck.
Person 2:...

by John Argon July 13, 2006

CILYIMBF

Net slang for: Can I lock you in my basement forever?

you've totally got me lollerskating, CILYIMBF?

by leeann September 30, 2003

cilf

Colleague I'd like to fuck

Nice, eh?, that CILF arrived yesterday?

by Michael.Z March 4, 2008

cilf

clown i'd like to fuck

man that party had a lot of cilfs

by eefrx November 11, 2007