There is one chip in every bag of Doritos that appears to have gotten a visit from the seasoning fairy. This desirable, flavor-laden chip, my brothers, is the master chip. The abundance of flavor explodes in your mouth like a cool ranch orgasm, leaving you to say "Fuck Bravos".
Jimbob - "Dude I just dropped the master chip in dog shit and I'm gonna eat it anyway, the seasoning will mask the taste of turd."
Emmett- "You need help."
Emmett- "You need help."
by The GodFader September 25, 2011
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