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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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chimpanzee

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
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by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
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Southern Chimpanzee

Ranges from Southern Appalachia to the Mississippi Delta. Noted for not foraging below the knees, and preferring jerries, jips, jiggen, jiggen pho, bijan robinson rice, verma jelly, dobo jigo.
Oh wow, look at the Southern Chimpanzee in its natural habitat. The couch.
by Jimp Jimp December 18, 2023
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The Chimpanzee Stratagee

The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.
"Ahh shit hey commander they are doing The Chimpanzee Stratagee
by Commander Chimp February 3, 2021
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full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.
I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.
by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021
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Chimpanzee

Chimpanzees are the cutest and smartest animals in the world. They use tools, look cute, and act like humans!
by RichyCanPvP July 13, 2022
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Minehut Chimpanzee

The exact same retarded Minehut Monkeys, except this time they are 7 years old. They finally learned how to use the debit card in the wallet their father left behind after leaving to collect milk, and regularly buy as many credits as they can to assert dominance over people with brains.
Is this Minehut Chimpanzee really trying to use the fact that he has 50000 Minehut credits to get bitches?
by Nomaidens June 18, 2022
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