The Chimpanzee Stratagee

The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.

"Ahh shit hey commander they are doing The Chimpanzee Stratagee

by Commander Chimp February 03, 2021

full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.

I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.

by Funniest Turtle February 23, 2021

Chimpanzees at nighttime

Similar to the birds and the bees. It’s a talk about sex.

Let’s get freaky like chimpanzees at nighttime.

by The King Evan October 01, 2021

lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick

Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.

by kinghiroichi1 June 23, 2024

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 05, 2007

Minehut Chimpanzee

The exact same retarded Minehut Monkeys, except this time they are 7 years old. They finally learned how to use the debit card in the wallet their father left behind after leaving to collect milk, and regularly buy as many credits as they can to assert dominance over people with brains.

Is this Minehut Chimpanzee really trying to use the fact that he has 50000 Minehut credits to get bitches?

by Nomaidens June 19, 2022

Chimpanzee

An ape that is really strong and can rip you face off while going ooh ooh ahh ahh

A chimpanzee cause the first human face transplant.

by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022