Chia Head

When you stick the tip of your cockinto your chick's bushjust enough to where it looks like a little afro for you johnson
Holy shit bitch you just gave me a chia head
by I got you back May 13, 2009
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Chia Legs

It's like having a chia pet growing on your legs, i.e. having very very hairy legs.
Clara: Catie has chia legs!
Jeff: What?
by c_ross December 27, 2006
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CHIA SOAP

THE ACT OF SHAVING OFF ONES PUBIC HAIR AND PLACING THE LEFT OVER RUFFAGE ON YOUR ROOMATES BAR OF SOAP
THAT FUCKIN DANIEL HASTON GAVE ME A CHIA SOAP ON MY IRISH SPRING SOAP WHAT A FUCK HEAD
by CASEY ALLEN July 07, 2008
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chia pet

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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Dirty Chia

When you really want a Chai tea, but are awful at spelling. The barista will probably give you an old, slightly used, chai pet.
Hi, I'd like a Dirty Chia!
by OGODWHY November 08, 2017
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Chia Pet

A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.
Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!
by GunnyP December 17, 2019
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chia

by Cappy September 19, 2003
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