chia plague

The infection of the grass from a chia pet.
In the long run, the grass engrosses the victim, and slowly eats away at its soul, gradually forcing the victim to worship the chia pet leader, and releasing the new zombie minion.

Symptoms include:

-cold hands
-zombie-like stares
-general headache.

"Oh crap. She just got the Chia plague."

by keysmashfailplague January 20, 2010

chia hole

When you eat so many chia seeds they sprout from your ass.

Chia hole is the newest and most popular chia pet.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 3, 2019

Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009

Chia Cat

Chia cat is a Code term that pedophiles that are into beastiality use to recognize other pedophiles and their specific grade of perversion. They’re usually in their late 60s and they aren’t allowed to be around children. While they wait to prey on kids they screw their cats and and often farm animals

That chia cat is disgusting. It belongs in jail before it hurts a kid or a sheep

by Glitter Britches October 22, 2020

Chia-fans

Fans that just seem to appear and fill up seats at the ballpake when a team starts winning games.

The Florida Marlins chia-fans are out in full force now that the Marlins are actually not playing like crap.

by chipperspragish October 14, 2003

Chia Pits

Swiftly growing, uncontrollable underarm hair.

"I lost wood when i saw her chia pits!"

by KingCone January 17, 2009

Chia Pot

A Form of Pot That Is Not A Drug,
But u Get High and Hyper just the Same

Mainly used by Julia and Kate

-Dude i want Some Chia pot!
-Go Ask Kate!

by personperson:D June 11, 2009