by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023
What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.
Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020
When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
by QuacksO October 08, 2023