corny

(adj) really stupid, or using ironic situations.
see cheesy

That story is really corny.

by Aaron W. December 5, 2002

corny dick

When your dick feels like corn

I had a corny dick for my girlfriend when she stripped

by Coat Man May 26, 2008

Chorny

A chubby horny person

That chorny girl is so thirsty and hungry.

by Roosevelt Denver August 25, 2017

corny cool

Someone who doesn't believe he/she is cool, so overcompensates in ways to prove to others that they are; one who is excessively cute or cheesy in attempting to be cool

The graduate student wanted to fit in with a popular high schooler, so she acted corny cool by bringing jolly ranchers as a gift and giving lots of hugs.

by IEDP1234 September 6, 2016

corny bomb

A corny bomb is a sloppy shit with lots of corn and peanuts in it.

'I just dropped the biggest corny bomb of all time! It was wet and all!'

by Dj long schlong May 15, 2016

corny special

When you spat in the center of the butt hole and proceed to lick the inner side of a females or males butthole to clean all the corn out of the anus.

John just gave me the best corny special I feel so relieved.

"Would you like any sides with your corny special?"

by APCBOYZ June 27, 2017

corny

1) Adjective. Stupid to the point that may cause laughter. (See Cheesy)

2) Adjective (Obsolete, 1940s)- a hopeless romantic that is eager but obviously inept.

1) Gee, this game is REALLY corny.

2) John is so corny; he tried to serenade Mary at her house by playing a bottle while she was looking out the window..

by Perry Octopus December 15, 2009