Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.
He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!
boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH
WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!
Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)
Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH
WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!
Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)
Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
by sirloin December 30, 2008
Get the Carlmug. Carl is the true god of this realm. He watches over all of the peasants and makes sure the world is peaceful. Is a vileplume and also is owned by Alphaaaaaaaaa.
by AllHailCarl November 22, 2018
Get the Carlmug. A person who will do anything just to gain attention.
Oftentimes no one wants to be friends with him.
He is annoying and clueless about anime.
Oftentimes no one wants to be friends with him.
He is annoying and clueless about anime.
by Cat Intensifies January 27, 2020
Get the Carlmug. a crazed, violent llama who has a long history of violence and is a phycopathic character on youtube.
by llamathefish December 25, 2010
Get the carlmug. When i first met Carl i did not have a clue about what i was getting into. Nor could i even imagine what feelings i was capable of. What started off as uncommitted fun flirty superficial playtime slowly turned into hard up and down angels and demons tragic beauty painful bliss. I won't go into detail but Carl surely had a huge impact on me and the way i see things.
Maybe i was too immature to appreciate him, too scared of getting hurt, too insecure, too too too
What i know now is that Carl was the best thing ever happened to me (along with my beautiful kids), the time was not right, our minds were not ripe, it made me refuse to ever say goodbye.
Maybe i was too immature to appreciate him, too scared of getting hurt, too insecure, too too too
What i know now is that Carl was the best thing ever happened to me (along with my beautiful kids), the time was not right, our minds were not ripe, it made me refuse to ever say goodbye.
by Krkič May 31, 2019
Get the Carlmug. Carl, is a type of guy who’s always cracking bad jokes, making puns or never take a situation serious.
(This term is mostly used in the military.)
(This term is mostly used in the military.)
Carl looking through binoculars: negative sir, no fucks located.
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!
Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!
Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!
by Subscribetobirdman May 30, 2018
Get the Carlmug. A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship
Lookat carl over there
by Epickiller10 February 3, 2015
Get the Carlmug.