calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.
I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!
by shekel May 23, 2014
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Calculated

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
by glberns October 25, 2010
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Calculator

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.
I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...
by May 30, 2017
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calculator

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.
Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.
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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Sicilian calculator

Slang for a gun. Usually a shotgun. Calculator because it only subtracts.
Tony found out that John was an FBI informant, so he paid him a visit with his Sicilian calculator.
by blackrazr November 2, 2006
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