Cactus 

Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.

Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.

Cactus by ian b April 8, 2006

Cactus 

A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now

Man 1: Go fuck a cactus!
Man 2: What the hell man?!

Cactus by TOTALLY NomNom FishBird July 9, 2011

cactus 

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe

I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&

cactus by the_cactus February 13, 2010

cactus 

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"

cactus by Bluzare June 1, 2020

cactus 

Used as a plant, or an insult.

Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.

cactus by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016

cactus 

Cactus, the ultimate in quality telephone-based harassment, has been around since the early 1990's. Cactus, as well as cacti, are, indeed, very sharp plants capable of terrible disfigurment and have been attributed to 2 deaths in Bosnia and 5 in The Ukraine. However, the word cactus used alone in a telephone call is not only confusing, but disruptive and annoying. Using the word cactus, one can baffle a foreigner in some far-off country like New Jersey at 2 a.m. or his driving instructor in person just as easily. Cactus has also morphed into the sub-cactus-counter-cultural-uber-1337 word, kaktuß.

Know the cactus. Be the cactus. Fear the cactus.

You: Cactus!
Them: Qur?

cactus by Kyosti Nyyssonen February 3, 2005

cactus 

A word to replace anything you can thing of.

What the cactus? That cactus is in my cactus. Cactus!

cactus by bighugejake January 23, 2008