buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

Scant Buzzer

Scant Buzzer is a term created to describe a person who derives sexual thrills from the act of sniffing another persons underwear. It is often demonstrated through the physical gesture of holding three fingers over ones nose area, to simulate holding the crotch of a pair of panties, and sniffing rapidly.

"Martin, what are you doing with your face in my grandmothers underwear drawer?!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

buzzer

A guy with very short hair (intentionally short, not due to baldness).

Damn I can't believe that rocker guy is a buzzer now!

by NoBuzzers March 3, 2007

buzzerize

To create a buzz or hype about something.

The marketing department used a viral video to buzzerize the company's new website as part of an important product launch.

by Manfred Ekblad December 19, 2008

Shwoogie buzzer

A hidden buzzer used in stores to alert the backroom staff to help watch shady customers.

The owner used the shwoogie buzzer when the shady customers came into the Jewelry store.

by Foulef April 19, 2018