butticus maximus

An exclamation to be shouted loudly at any given moment, usually accompanied by strong feelings. Most of the time, it is associated with anger or frustration. Equivalent to shouting "dammit","darn it","jesus christ", and other such phrases.

Example 1:

Stacy: I'm so glad I studied for that huge history test last night.
John: That's today?! BUTTICUS MAXIMUS!

Example 2:

Mary: Suzie won't stop gossiping about me, and every time I see her, I want to yell, "Butticus maximus! Just shut up already!"
Joan: I know how you feel.

by Amerlia McGavern December 5, 2011

buttocks clenched

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.

Agatha's buttocks clenched.

by ButtockB February 26, 2017

Buttcluse

When a man has anal sex with a transgendered person while surrounded by 8 butt ass naked black men with their butts pointed at the two having intercourse. Before climax the man pulls out and cums all over the transgendered person’s face as the circle of butt as naked black men open the circle and watch the moment

Hey dude I think I know you from this buttcluse I did last week.

by Wiener wizard December 30, 2019

ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat

I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.

by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

ridicked up the buttulous

Something that is so stupid and unbelievable, that it's beyond ridiculous, leaving you with the feeling that you've just been fucked up the ass by stupidity.

Sam: Did you see where that guy won a $10 million lawsuit for spilling hot coffee on his scrote ?

Rob: Yeah, that's ridicked up the buttulous.

by Manthorn March 5, 2009

dangly buttocks

Butt cheeks that sag to the floor.

I hate long and dangly things, like mom's buttocks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003