buttdrunk

When one experiences temporary memory loss due to glancing at another person's ass.

After being slapped by my coworker, I asked her "What was that for?" She replied, "You were staring at my ass!" I must have been buttdrunk cause I do not recall seeing that booty.

by Elac Mimerz August 19, 2016

Buttphone

A buttphone is a (usually) small cellphone smuggled into prison inside an inmates rectal cavity (aka his "PK holder, aka his "Pooey Vuitton")

Inmate 1: "Yo, where's Lefty at?"
Inmate 2: "He's in his house, talkin' with his girl on the Buttphone. I'm keeping six."

by 806997F May 3, 2018

buttpunch

submissive and needy for conitinual degradation!

whats with your buddy Buttpunch over there........

by fartface_66 April 12, 2008

buttpriest

One who worships and has a degree of control over and in the butt.
See asspirate.

That was my cookie, you buttpriest.

by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

butterknees

A person who rubs butter on his/her knees so that they can slide from one person to the next while awaiting pleasure from the male reproductive system

I hate it when she wastes the butter to suck everyones penis, she's such a butterknees

by ICTOMI August 7, 2009

butterines

another word for awesome

bob: do you like taking back sunday?
joe: yes! they're butterines!

by boobs January 11, 2005

buttplugery

The act of screwing with someone so hard, you can feel the anal sphincter in a bit of pain, like you just shoved a butt plug in their anus.

Holy crap, that douchenozzle is up to his buttplugery again!

by rabidmonkey September 25, 2013