buttnugget

A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.

I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

polish buttnuke

When one hotdog will not succeed in pleasing one's ass one can proceed by rubberbanding all of the hotdogs in the package together and sitting on them to gain anal stimulation.

Sarah became unsatisfied with one hotdog in her anus so she proceeded to invent the polish buttnuke and use it daily.

by aliecat March 13, 2010

buttnuts

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Damn, my buttnuts are really burning!

by belladonna803 January 24, 2009

buttnutt

Noun. Similair to cumberbuns freakshow ballgazer

Derived from Jerky boys charachter and adopted by many hardcore fans.

"Hello?, hello? Hey, how's it going buttnutt?"

"You look like a freakin' buttnutt riding your bike in those yellow spandex biker shorts!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

butt-nut

One who is nuts for butts, that is, an anal sex enthusiast. Can refer to straight or gay people, though it is likely to be taken as offensive when used to describe a gay person.

Remember that girl I started hooking up with at the party? Turns out she's a total butt-nut. Fortunately, she's really anal about personal hygiene.

by Vulgaris Tunge April 1, 2005

buttnuts

The result of a man in tight, khaki shorts sitting on a staircase with his legs spread wide open, so that the testicles are pressed tightly against the seam, creating an ass-like shape. Can also be used in replacing a noun.

That guy on "Trading Spaces" has buttnuts!

Hey, buttnuts, get over here!

by Buttnutz September 6, 2003

buttnugget

Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains' ASCAP publishing alias.

"Buttnugget Publishing/ASCAP"

by Lizena March 16, 2003