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Satanic Butthole

A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.
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Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something

Tom says: Kk

Bella says: I think it's time we

Tom says: Brb

*5 minutes later*

Bella says: Time we started seeing

Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*

Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-

Tom says: BRB!!

Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!

Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>
by Janice Booterman December 19, 2008
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front butthole

Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.
I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.
by the comand'r September 5, 2017
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my butthole hurts

Hey retard, the fuck you doing looking up ''my butthole hurts,'' hey idiot guess what no one gives a fuck. Here another words for butthole for you retard:

a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole
Max: Hey dude!
Tyler: Oh hey bro, I cant have gay sex with you today because my butthole hurts
by imhavingamentalbreakdown October 8, 2018
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butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.
Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.
by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016
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Golden Butthole

The most glorious piece of art on this side of the Clinton River; Beautiful view of this sight from the Chipotle on Hall Road. Best use of tax money in modern history.
When there are no clouds, the sun shines perfectly through the Golden Butthole.
by TOE17 November 12, 2019
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poopoo butthole fart

kindergardeners trying to be funny
K1: poopoo butthole fart!
everyone: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Gordon the big engine December 13, 2019
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Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.
The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.
by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006
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