Butt plug

A device used by every American conservative-cult shit bag in the country. Butt plugs remind these clueless fucks just how insecure they truly are and how much they long to try their desires at gay sex.

Tucker Carlson has that look on his face again. It's got to be that big ass butt plug Rupert got him for Xmas!

Why is trump's cock holster always open?
Oh yeah, it's that studded butt plug MGT

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 1, 2022

Butt Plug

Cav Scout Lollipop

Did you see the size of that Cav Scout lollipop that he had lodged in his butt? That was the biggest butt plug I ever saw.

by TucsonCal December 23, 2023

Butt plug

A sex toy used for your ass. its a plug.

"I have a butt plug stuck inside me right now!"

by AhMyBack March 23, 2024

Butt Plug Sundae

When you let a turd out but your arse is so fat that it gets stuck between the butt cheeks and won't budge.

Sarah: oh Mark, I've just delivered a butt plug sundae
Mark: shall I reach in and scoop it out?

by MMJK November 5, 2019

butt plug fell out

Used when something very shocking or unfortunate happens to you.

Jeff's butt plug just fell out.

by getmoney111 January 7, 2005

Butt Plug One Hand Cum

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand

Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.

by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015

butt plug city

refers to the bad atmosphere you encounter at a gathering.

a gathering or location where more than 2 morons are in attendance

dave: hey how was the party?
sam: dude it was butt plug city.
dave: man im glad i didnt go.

by dru land January 11, 2008