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Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.
A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
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Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.
Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit 

When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Butter Chicken Butt Chutt 

When a man has rough anal sex with an Indian and ejaculates inside their asshole
I filled Gaggindeep with that Butter Chicken Butt Chutt

Butt Batter 

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.
Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.
Butt Batter by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Butt Batter 

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.
Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.
Butt Batter by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

Butt butterflies 

When a girl is kissing your neck and your butt gets tingly and feels like butterflies are flying out of it.
Damn shawty keep kissing my neck. You giving a brotha butt butterflies
Butt butterflies by Jonny puddles February 25, 2018