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burniture

furniture that has been set on fire; usually a couch or some other flammable household object
Steve: "Did you see that bonfire in the middle of the street?"
John: "Yeah, I heard it was caused by burniture."
by Gypsy & Jellyfish October 27, 2011
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Burniture

This means burning furniture, usually associated this copious amounts of alcohol and partiers.
Lets throw the couch on the burniture pile!
by Tinalggs July 6, 2016
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burnit

A branding iron that can also be used for roasting overcoats.
To get out of a wooden box, Cousin Tex had to burn his way out with his burnit.
by Bummy Raditz April 12, 2008
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burniture

Fuel for a bonfire (furniburn) consisting of discarded wooden furniture. Burning logs are boring, throw an end table, or rocking chair on the fire pit and people take notice!
Oak dressers, maple coffe tables, pressboard entertainment centers, cribs, (my favorite) headboards, wicker (another favorite) that has been cast aside or put out for trash, are all examples of burniture.
by tamaholic July 31, 2011
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Burnity

A compact disc (CD) or digital versatile disc (DVD) that has been filled with files.
"Here is your burnity with the latest episodes of Pure Pwnage on it."
by Geoff Wong June 25, 2005
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burnitz

1. noun. A baseball player who played for the Mets, Brewers, Dodgers, Rockies, and Cubs during the 90's-current
2. verb. Burnitz, Burnitzed, In golf, to swing as hard as possible and completely miss the ball
Did you see Dan burnitz that swing? The ball rolled off the tee and he threw the club up a tree.
by J.Z. July 4, 2005
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