Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
by Ae5Ea8 June 07, 2017
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Burch

A term used to refer to your sister even though it has no real or relevant association. Mostly used by people of Central Western Illinois, Central Eastern Iowa, and Presque Isle Maine.
Burch! I miiiiiissss you!
by Ehumm13 August 17, 2018
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trey burch

A very, gentle, loving, caring mommas boy who often enjoys getting the gains and is known for being very loving to their sibling and who wouldn’t want to date a Trey Burch! The sexiest man alive!
Did you see that trey burch in the hall the other day? “Yeah it was crispito day”
by Joesmith764 November 24, 2021
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Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch
Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
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michael burch

An amazing man, with arms the size of small children's heads. One who is so handsome, that women become wet instantly upon seeing him.
Hey girl! You see Michael Burch over there? He's making me so wet.
by YouKnowITellTheTruth June 15, 2018
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burche

I ate some "Olive Garden" to much oil in the food gives me the burche.
by Some dude from Iowa October 15, 2010
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McKenzie Burch

McKenzie is the absolute best. She means so much to Carter, her smile can make him feel the most joy. She should be thanked for being amazing. Carter loves you Mckenzie
1: ily McKenzie Burch
by Carteman January 16, 2019
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