bumshine

a fat fool, a person mocked by other on grounds of personal hygene, eating dissorders and stupidity

"did you hear what the bumshine said!"
"were is the bumshine"
"ian croxton is the bumshine"

by chuck noris July 19, 2003

Country Bumpkin

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019

bumpkinism

Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.

by Nerd514 April 27, 2017

Bummkin

When a girls booty is shaped like a pumpkin.

Omg!!!that girls got a bummkin

by Crooklynn February 17, 2020

tom bumpkin

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

by notlauren October 11, 2020

Gnar-gnar bumski

regional dialect of Southern California referring to an unfortunate incident resulting in intense emotional distress.

Can't shoot the curls today, brah. Grandma flipped her vette on the PCH. Total gnar-gnar bumski.

They denied our word submission. Gnar-gnar bumski, brah.

by Landsters April 14, 2015

Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice

It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben

by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020