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Bumpy Ride

Term used to discribe receiving a lap dance from a flatulating stripper.
Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away
by SouthTroyCore January 22, 2014
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bumpkin

An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.
by SF NY March 30, 2004
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Blumpky

The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.

An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.
by Eddy Gourmet December 26, 2005
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Bumpy Rectum

A rectum that is bumpy, due to excessive lovin'
Lucas loves Megan May's bumpy rectum.
by brinyrash1 February 13, 2009
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Rumpy bumpy

"Me and your grandma iz gonna meet up tunight for a bit of rumpy bumpy."
by Herbert Wumpermire May 9, 2008
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Cuntry Bumpkin

Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.

Retarded ignoramus on the real!

Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!

Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
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