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Bullshitry

Something that is comprised or is the result of bullshit. A noun used as an object expressing frustration with the bullshitty aspects of something.
The bullshitry they put you through in that class is absolutely bullshit.
by JayChele February 11, 2009
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That's that bullshit

Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit
by PISSED OFF!!!! FUUUU October 16, 2018
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bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
by Domestic violins April 27, 2008
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Bitch Nigga Bullshit

The type of bullshit caused by a bitch nigga. A guy who says/does something that's retarded, like lying about you or stealing your girl.
Friend 1: Damn bro, Mike said you was fuckin wit Selena.
Friend 2: OH HELL NAW, he must be on that bitch nigga bullshit.
by Queue Jay March 12, 2013
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Total Bullshit

When something is complete crap and screwed up entirely.
Man, that is Total Bullshit!
by The iRan February 9, 2009
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bullshit assignment

An assignment (typically for school) that is given for the sake of having an assignment.

Bullshit assignments relate to the course, but they do not particularly advance your knowledge in said course. Since these assignments are not useful for actually learning, they are bullshit assignments. It is just a bunch of busy work that makes life more frustrating than it already is... Especially since the assignment shouldn't exist in the first place!
Some courses require essentially no homework. The teachers will begin to feel as if they are doing a poor job because of this, and in effect, will create a totally bullshit assignment in order to justify their lack of assignments.
by themeaning39 March 21, 2011
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FIFA bullshit

When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.
Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.

Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.

Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.

Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!

Lucas throws his controller out the window.
by easucks2020 September 2, 2020
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