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ride the bull

the process of doing someone doggy style in front of a window while a friend hides somewhere in the room. Sometime in the middle of fucking, the man that's fucking his trick pulls out and lets his buddy in without the hoe knowing. He runs around to the other side of the window, yells "Surprise!", and sees how long his buddy can "ride the bull".
My best friend Joe had the hots for my woman so I let him ride the bull.
by Crazy Capps May 23, 2008
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About to ride the bull

i.e., when a bull sees red, it gets angry.

Me: How was your day, baby?
My girlfriend: Shut up. I'm sorry. I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I don't know. I want ice cream.
Me: Whoa, I guess you're about to ride the bull, huh?
by Brown.Town April 22, 2010
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Ride the Bull

Just the coolest thing to say nowadays!!! badicker
Hey i talk to you later...Ride The Bull!!!!! Yeeeeehaaaaa!!!
by Insane V April 2, 2004
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Alaskan Bull Rider

When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week
“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
“No I’m fucking 9 years old”
by FATNIGGABALLS HD December 28, 2020
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Bull Rider

The worst fucking people on Earth. This is for all you ladies trying to get with a bull rider, this is your last warning. Bull riders will break your heart, cheat on you with 5+ people, booty call you 24/7, beg for nudes, and pretend to kill themselves as a joke to be funny. They are alcoholics most of the time. A lot also smoke/vape/and do drugs. If his name starts with J GET THE HELL OUT SISTER. He's probably goofy and funny. "If he makes you laugh and giggle, he can make it clap and jiggle". They only care about their dog, beer, rides, and "8 Seconds" the movie about Lane Frost. He'll probably ask you to watch it with him, and say it's special and he never watches it with other chicks. His dad might also have cancer, or have passed away due to cancer. He has hoes. Bitches even. He won't ever post you, because his other chicks might see. Good luck ladies.
Buckle Bunny: Wow look at those sexy bull riders
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine

Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl November 15, 2022
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bull rider

During sexual intercourse, you tell your partner that you have HIV/AIDS and you see how long you can stay on. Hence, "The Bullrider."
I pulled a bull rider on Mary last night.
by Johnson Doe June 25, 2006
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bull rider

Term that refers to having sex doggy style while the male is about to ejaculate, he tightly holds the female by the waist while still being inside of her and either says, "I've been sleeping with your sister" or "I've been cheating on you with (____)"... Then you hold on for the ride of your life.
I was doing this chick the other night, but she wasn't putting her ass into it. So I got her in a Bull Rider, and daaaymn, she nearly snapped my dick off.
by NPG October 5, 2007
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