Bryson

One who oversees others in a job field who knows nothing about that job, but thinks he knows everything. (2) One who thinks he is smarter than everyone else because he went to college, when in reality he is a fucking idiot.

Josh: Have you met the new captain that we have?

Jeff: No, why?

Josh: He is a complete Bryson.

by JB Keithcat November 5, 2007

Bryson

A traditional irish name. Also Russian for cock munch.

Vladimir is a Bryson.

by ?123 December 9, 2008

Bryson

An extremely gorgeous stud of a man. He is easy to fall for and falls easily as well but then once he gets what he wants he is sure to leave. Usually only interested in sex like things persay HANDJOBS! But noone cares really becasue like i said hes like amazingly gorgeouss! Is known to have a six pack and usually has the arm muscles to go with it. He has alot of friends but can be a bit over dramatic. Overall he probably isnt the best boyfriend but that doesnt stop you from wanting him to be your boyfriend.

Mmmmm did you see that gorgeous man!? his name is probably Bryson.

by Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 5, 2009

Bryson

Usually 5,7 lives in saint paul Nebraska, has love handles and vibes all the time, have sex 24/7 with everyman he sees and that’s facts.

Did you see bryson today, he’s so hot.

by Your boy jah March 2, 2020

Bryson

they are funny and athletic! they will be rude to some others and very nice and will treat you like a gentlemen to you! Brysons are very rare to find but they come with charm and ofc they are handsome. if you ever have a boyfriend named Bryson, don’t let him go, he’s a keeper!

Girl 1: omg, who is that? he is sooo hot!
Girl 2: oh that’s Bryson.

by your local trash can :3 April 12, 2019

Bryson

Bryson is a name specially reserved for souls who are reborn on earth from an other galaxy. Parents of a child name Bryson feel compelled to this name for one reason or an other - but once chosen, the cosmos align and deliver a reincarnation of an other-worldly soul.

People named Bryson are most likely apart of a secret society.

They are also drawn to alternate realities which might express itself in the form of video game obsessions.

Bryson really just drank a whole gallon of Milk. Very impressive

by OccultShawty May 26, 2022

Bryson

A prepubescent male who lacks much intelligence. He is a stubborn donkey that smells like old tuna. Bringing people down is his top priority as well as being a grade A douche.

Hey who is that new guy? He seems like a total Bryson.

by PATMYHAT January 9, 2015