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Broseph Stalin 

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.
Broseph Stalin by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Broseph Kony 

Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop
Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony
Broseph Kony by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013

Broseph Goebbels 

The ultimate wingman. Taken from the name of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's number two man and most loyal supporter. Broseph Goebbels will do anything to support a fellow bro and uphold the sacred Bro Code.
Bro 1: Dude, Scotty totally has my back, man. Best wingman ever!

Bro 2: What you mean?

Bro 1: Last weekend I met this really hot chick, so Scotty jumped on the grenade of her group of friends. Then I forgot her name so Scotty made out with the grenade to find out, then he provided me with protection when I was going to seal the deal.

Bro 2: Dude, that's awesome. Scotty is one loyal wingman.

Bro 1: He's more than awesome, he's Broseph Goebbels!

Broseph Stalin 

A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).
Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"

Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"

Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"

Broseph Smith 

"I've got to go pick up my Broseph Smith from sacrament meeting"

"Bros, put away the natty. Broseph Smith is here"

"I hate it how I can't chill with my Broseph Smith on Sundays"

broseph smith 

I gotta go pick up my BROSEPH SMITH at his temple after I get off work.
broseph smith by sillysixpins April 19, 2009