clutching your brownies

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

Cosmic Brownie

the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.

Bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
Bob: holy shit im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
Bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.

by cosmicbrownielover July 21, 2011

Bonnie

A beautiful and hot girl who isn't somebody you can meet everyday. She's smart and talented; she loves to help people and listen to your problems. You can tell Bonnie's anything and she'll listen for hours on end. She is extremely funny and will make you laugh; she loves to talk and talk and talk, but will know when to stop. She is also sarcastic at times and can come up with witty comebacks during arguments. She is also easily hurt and needs somebody to protect her.

PersonA: Who is that beautiful girl?
PersonB: That's Bonnie.
PersonA: I have this urge to go protect her even though she seems so strong and confident.
PersonB: Yeah, me too.

by Din0rawr December 8, 2010

Slutty Brownie

A brownie that consists of an oreo baked between a cookie and a brownie. Known for being super delicious and starting to get to be a popular dessert.

Dylan: Hey I just had these really good desserts at a party called Slutty Brownies
Tori: Thats sounds weird what is it?
Dylan: Its an oreo in between a cookie and brownie!
Tori: Oh yum we should start a buisness
Dylan: Yeah we can call it "Slutty Dylan and co"
Tori: Yeah! In Cambridge MA!

by ChancePaige February 3, 2014

special brownie

A Brownie that is baked with Cannabis in it.

"omg im so high, i dint even do anything."

"dude mark, it was that "special brownie" i gave you earlier."

by Derrick S. December 28, 2005

brownie beast mode

The act of going literally insane over brownies. Similar to what the Cookie Monster looks like when eating cookies. Just chowin' down on those mofo'ing brownies, crumbs falling down your face and all. Don't stop until you're full.

"Yo, did you see JerBear in class today?"
"Yeah son--brownie beast mode was in full effect!"
"That guy goes crazy over brownies!"
"Yup, SA."

by BowseyLove September 12, 2013

Dutch Brownie

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015