Bronco Vision

A term to describe a condition which affects all males who attend Cal Poly Pomona. With such a small population of physically attractive women, males grow to find not-so attractive women more attractive than they normally would. Similar to beer goggles.

A: Dude, was the girl you went out with last night fine?
B: I thought she was at the time, but realized later that I was suffering from Bronco Vision.

by NateHaze March 17, 2010

Dirty Bronson

The act of releasing fecal matter from the anus into a gym sock and beating a defenceless person with it.

Ross: So did you and Cath have a fight Dan?
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

brontophilia

sexual arousal from a thunderstorm taking place

Man this thunderstorm just makes me want to have sex, I must have brontophilia

by josephmama December 13, 2009

Bonjourno

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.

1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno

by swebonny November 28, 2009

Bronoculars

Binoculars used to see your bros from afar.
A simple combination of bro+binoculars.

Hey man, I think I see Troy across the stadium. Let me see your bronoculars to check if its him!

by DEZDED April 26, 2011

Brinjo

Weed, marijuana, mary jane

Let's brinjo guys.

by Watapakar May 2, 2015

Guilty Bronco

While your partner is riding in reverse cowgirl position, the partner being ridden surreptitiously sneaks their thumb into the riding partners butt. When they turn around in surprise, the partner being ridden puts his hands up and says "Guilty!"

Susan, "Did you just stick your thumb in my ass?!!!"
Josh, "Guilty!"

Later...Josh to his friends," I actually did it, I gave Susan the Guilty Bronco!"

by GuiltyBronco June 26, 2012