Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.

There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?

by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020

The Real Broker Show

Real Broker Show is a show where real estate agents show viewers inside apartments for rent or sale across the city.

Yo! I just saw this dope 1 bedroom apartment on the Real Broker Show just now.

by ReneofReal April 20, 2018

brokey no worky

A broken object, usually refering to something that a person could not fix with out a technician of some kind.

"I was using the ___ program, when it went all brokey no worky on me."

by jmort February 1, 2008

Brokey

1). Someone who appears to be suffering from a mild form of mental retardation, and has occasional tantrums, similar to that of Tourettes Syndrome(TS).

2). One who appears to be desperatly in need of attention, so they act in perverse, obscene, and often homosexual ways to gain the acceptance of their peers.

3). Adam

Dude 1- "Man, why the hell is Adam so damn brokey?"
Dude 2- "I dont know dude, but he sure is one homo lookin' ass muthafuc*er!"

by Undercova G November 14, 2006

brokey broke

a broke got no job brotha who no girl wants to mess with

i ain't sayning she's a gold digger but she ain't messin wit no brokey broke

by anika marie July 25, 2006

Brokerface

When a bro puts on a front for his other bros, so that they cannot discern his actual intentions or feelings.

Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my brokerface.

I didn't want Graham to know I was hooking up with his girl, so I got my brokerface on.

by dukebag August 21, 2010

Feltch Broker

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.

Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.

by Geezuses July 22, 2009