brokebackNCYDE (more commonly known as brokencyde) is the product of two bastard children (modern rap and emo) of two glorious kigdoms (good rap and metal) that forms this genetically malformed, disease-ridden filth. They are a crunkcore group consisting of 2 vocalists (se7en and mikl) and 2 "musicians" (Phat J and Antz). They are a perfect storm that represents everything that is wrong with music today.
From rap they take pointless, uncreative and misogynistic lyrics; pointless Yamaha synth beats and drum synths and annoying Autotune "T. Pain/Kanye West" vocals that make you wanna curse the existence of robots. They don't even borrow from real good rap with it's intense poetry, good rhythm and beats and just being something that a pre-adolescent drunk white chick can't sing on their first-go-round. It's from the bastard child of Good Rap, Modern Rap.
And from emo they take their annoying out-of-place pterodactyl screams and their stupid image. The screaming has no point in existing other than to make the band emo. And to make everyone who listens to them think they are cool and emo because they listen to a band that pteroscreams and says the "f word". People like this are the scum of society, and I'm not just talking about emo wannabes. It's all of them.
From rap they take pointless, uncreative and misogynistic lyrics; pointless Yamaha synth beats and drum synths and annoying Autotune "T. Pain/Kanye West" vocals that make you wanna curse the existence of robots. They don't even borrow from real good rap with it's intense poetry, good rhythm and beats and just being something that a pre-adolescent drunk white chick can't sing on their first-go-round. It's from the bastard child of Good Rap, Modern Rap.
And from emo they take their annoying out-of-place pterodactyl screams and their stupid image. The screaming has no point in existing other than to make the band emo. And to make everyone who listens to them think they are cool and emo because they listen to a band that pteroscreams and says the "f word". People like this are the scum of society, and I'm not just talking about emo wannabes. It's all of them.
It's like being black and living in the 90s and listening to people go "Man, Eminem is so gangster! And Vanilla Ice is the best rapper ever!". The shame of being not only affiliated with these people but being considered inferior to these interlopers is just painful. It's like watching this culture that you've tried so desperately to keep from becoming commecial and pop-culture influenced just slowly die and be taken over by pop-culture reject 13-year-old girls who didn't get asked to prom. And think they're hardcore because they listen to them when really their just emo douches.
Hey have y'all ever heard of brokencyde?
No anyone who ever listened to them commited suicide because they lost faith in humanity.
Conclusion: If you're white, you aren't gangster. If you listen to brokencyde, you aren't metal. And if you're a member of brokencyde, you'll spend eternity in musical hell.
Hey have y'all ever heard of brokencyde?
No anyone who ever listened to them commited suicide because they lost faith in humanity.
Conclusion: If you're white, you aren't gangster. If you listen to brokencyde, you aren't metal. And if you're a member of brokencyde, you'll spend eternity in musical hell.
by gatorace81@aol.com April 16, 2010
I sincerely hope Mothers Against Brokencyde succeeds in their fight to kick Brokencyde off of Warped Tour!
by flamingotrigger July 03, 2009
A wigger crunk group, they have two people they show the most, more the screamer who is the crunk singer meaning he's going to be shouting shit like "FUCK YOU" in there. Imagine Drake or Jay Sean, then imagine Lil Jon screaming while they're singing, thats Brokencyde. They have two other members who don't show up as often, but they're better then the main members which makes you wonder if they're not featured as much to make the main two guys look bad.
But, yah they're wigger incarnate, they aren't Paul Wall where at least he has some street cred and respect, they're just suburban kids with chains talking about having a hard life and sex.
But, yah they're wigger incarnate, they aren't Paul Wall where at least he has some street cred and respect, they're just suburban kids with chains talking about having a hard life and sex.
Oh Baby I love you WRAAAAAAAGGGGGGH IMMA STICK MA DICK IN YA MOUTH Oh lemme touch you! FUCKING BITCH SUCK MY DICK - perfect example of a made up Brokencyde song.
by DunnoAskAgainLaterPLease June 26, 2010
Ugh, where do I even start with this band. From the lyrics; to the screaming that sounds like a pig getting it's internal organs removed; this band just makes me wonder where the dignity of the world has gone. If you think about it for a second though; they are signed up with Noize Records, so I suppose it all makes sense. The band in general is a mockery of the music world that everybody we have come to know and love have built into an empire. When I first heard this band, it was like some recking ball had come and disintegrated all that. BOOM! And it all falls down to the ground. I could record my 10 year old brother screaming his ABC's and pressing some buttons on a synthesizer and OMG IT'S THE NEXT BROKENCYDE MEMBER.
Obama - Hello citizens of America. I'm here to inform you that there has been a notable amount of deaths throughout the world that have happened for unknown reasons. The only lead we have on the deceased; is that they had gone forcablly deaf shortly before leaving this world. If you have any kind of information on the matter; please send it to us immediately. Your tips will be anonymous.
*e-mail's brokeNCYDE tracks to president*
*e-mail's brokeNCYDE tracks to president*
by ----> The Raving Critic <---- August 19, 2009
This is pure ear rape.
Who in the hell can stand this goddamn emofag music who talk about being 'crunk'?!
Seriously, bullshitty music.
"Languishing in misogyny while reaping commercial success, screamo crunksters BrokenCYDE are upon us like a disease. Digitalised vocals and probing lyrics about sucking dick make for a tedious hour while "Shut up and sit, get on your knees girl suck you bitch!" is just offensive! Its easy to doubt the albums worth, but its so fantastically dumb, especially 'I'm Sorry', where the idiot savants sing: "Rain drips, the rain drops drip". Mikl may feel that "after we have sex we'll probably get attatched" but having your ears raped by this shit will only leave a bad taste in your mouth... and probably gonorrhoea."
-RockSound.
Who in the hell can stand this goddamn emofag music who talk about being 'crunk'?!
Seriously, bullshitty music.
"Languishing in misogyny while reaping commercial success, screamo crunksters BrokenCYDE are upon us like a disease. Digitalised vocals and probing lyrics about sucking dick make for a tedious hour while "Shut up and sit, get on your knees girl suck you bitch!" is just offensive! Its easy to doubt the albums worth, but its so fantastically dumb, especially 'I'm Sorry', where the idiot savants sing: "Rain drips, the rain drops drip". Mikl may feel that "after we have sex we'll probably get attatched" but having your ears raped by this shit will only leave a bad taste in your mouth... and probably gonorrhoea."
-RockSound.
by Randy(;...;) August 14, 2009
Brokencyde, also known as BC13, is a four-piece crunkcore group from Albuquerque.
The band's music has the ability to make your ears bleed and make you want to cut yourself.
The band's music has the ability to make your ears bleed and make you want to cut yourself.
by rrrrrraaaaacccchhheel July 15, 2009
Person1: Dear look at these poor starving africans on the T.V.
Person2: It could be worse, they could be at a brokencyde gig.
Person2: It could be worse, they could be at a brokencyde gig.
by taylortheory February 02, 2011