Built like a Brick Shithouse

Originally "built like a brick outhouse" this term meant any project that was appealingly overdone or a level of quality that was better than was necessary.

Wow, your girlfriend really IS built like a brick shithouse.

by flamingsword September 3, 2004

its been a brick

A long or extended period of time

"oh man its been a brick since ive eaten mcdonalds."
"I havent seen her in a brick"

by MarylandJAunt4555 August 6, 2016

rape me with a brick

1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"

1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.

by Pimp Masta' C Fly Beautiful July 5, 2006

Shit a brick

A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.

Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.

by MyBigTit March 8, 2011

laying a Brick

When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.

John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves

Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat

John: Custy M8

by heycambychad April 7, 2009

for a brick

For a long time. Staying somewhere for a very long time.

Jimmy is going to be at the store for a brick.

by Apple juice and croissants December 31, 2017

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006