there he goes, brendon’s playing fortnite again!!
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The Brendon also known as; Beatrice, Mowgli, Bernadette, Betty, Sebindi, Halfbreed, Indian version of ginger and many more, is an Indian, Chinese, Anime, Caucasian, grown man child. As a full grown adult he looks like a 12 year old, dark of complexion, with Chinese eyes and long black anime hair. Typically watches Hentai sploshing tentacle porn every chance this rare species gets. As the tale goes, a Brendon is raised in a Jungle by a bear and a panther and wolves (Brendon was on LSD when this story took place) he shat in bushes, trees, shoes, hair, his food, anything he had to in order to survive. You want to steer clear of this species as he will shit in your moms best dress with no remorse. This species needs to be avoided at all costs.
"I ran into a Brendon while taking a jog. He stole my hat, shoes, and pants, shat on it all and put it on my front doorstep, when I got inside he also managed to get in and shat in my mothers Closet while looking me in the eye with such malice and no remorse"
"MY GOD Baloo, how did you ever manage to make it out un-shat-on?"
"I told him his mom sent be bobs and vagene pictures, he got sad and ran away crying"
"MY GOD Baloo, how did you ever manage to make it out un-shat-on?"
"I told him his mom sent be bobs and vagene pictures, he got sad and ran away crying"
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by Everybodypoops666 May 17, 2019
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Girl: have you seen brendon he's so hot
Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out
Girl: do it youll be the luckiest
Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out
Girl: do it youll be the luckiest
by bigshnuutsies April 24, 2019
Get the brendon mug.A disgustingly amazing friend. He is always willing to help you out if you mention a problem your having he the first to offer a solution. He may seem indifferent et at times but he has a lot to say.
He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
There goes that pedophile Brendon again... luring little kids to his white beetle.
Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
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