Asheville Lunch Break

When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.

Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"

by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021

Ass bead

The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)

Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!

That guy's a fuckin ass bead!

Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!

Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!

by inkyw February 4, 2004

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

asexual break

It's when a person decides to temporarily take a break from labeling their sexuality. It can occur when one is confused as to what they identify as. This time is to better get to know oneself without outward disturbance. A person can exit this stage when they have found what respectful sexuality/gender they are. Temporary asexuality

"Hey! That boy/girl is really hot, you guys should go out!"
No, I am on an asexual break."

by #1 bangtan fan May 14, 2019

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

by em.ily.et May 24, 2018