Brandell

"Another word for Pleasure"

"Aaron,Cut the birthday cake,it would be my Brandell"

by WHatyatalkinbout? June 12, 2015

Brandered

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.

I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.

by randomname12345 May 22, 2009

Brandee

A goddess, hardworking, beautiful woman, who can juggle life like it is nothing! She blows me away with her abilities everyday!

Brandee can do anything!

by eellek February 5, 2010

Branden

Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.

Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"

by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Braided

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.

I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."

by DNB215 April 21, 2011

Brandeis Goggles

The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.

by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011