brainfire

The opposite of brainfreeze, this happens when you eat something very spicy (it works mostly with that hot Chinese mustard in restaurants) and it sends a burning sensation up your nose and into your skull. This happens even more frequently when you eat more of it while the feeling is in your nose...

Usually dissipates in a few seconds

I just dipped that fried noodle in too much hot mustard, now I have brainfire!

by Shadow Creator October 14, 2008

Audible Brain Fart

The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".

Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."

Me: Hey Coach

Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?

Me: Yeah, I think I'm-

Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.

Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).

by 556677NK March 8, 2010

Brain Fart

An involuntary release of stupidity. Usually at the least opportune time.

Fred had a momentary brain fart and forgot that he left his term paper at home.

by Lalina October 12, 2009

barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

by John December 2, 2003

brainfard

literally like taking a shit in ur brain but worse
its also a meme

Man 1: "man i just had a brainfard"
Man 2: "ok"

by Ballsinyourface696969 March 5, 2023

brainparked

An extended period of time when the mind feels blank. No thoughts are going through the mind, but the mind doesn't feel empty either. The term is typically used in past-tense, as an individual can only retrospectively realize that they were brainparked. If an individual realizes that they are in "brainparking" mode, then at that moment they have already left the state of being brainparked.

Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was brainparked for a while.

by onekant October 30, 2011

Brinfast

An alternate to Brinner, and a much classier sounding way to tell people you're having an overdue breakfast for your dinner.

I'm having a full english for my Brinfast

by jlzrd October 18, 2011