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Quantum Brain Fart

is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.
He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.
by OMGR8US October 8, 2012
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Fart Brain

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.
"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."

"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"
by deadestfish May 3, 2009
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brain fart

something that you know how to do, but temperarly forgot.
or you just got a brain fart because you wernt thinking clearly.
dont you hate brain farts?
by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021
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Brain fart

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟
by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016
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brain fart

when you forget every thing you learn to do a test
by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019
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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
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Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019
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