Braille astronomer

One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.

I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.

by superyouper October 31, 2005

Braille Face

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

by Porkys PTA August 08, 2010

Braille Bumps

The little bumps around a woman's nipples in her areolae.

What are all those little bumps around a girl's nipples in her areolae?
They are Braille Bumps for blind guys, and they say: "Suck Here!"

by The Grunt September 27, 2017

Braille Job

Braille Job: (1) Giving digital or oral stimulation (fallaching) to a male counterpart who has such a small member that if you were blind it would be like reading the little bumps that compose the Braille alphabet.

This also works with:

(2) Giving digital or oral stimulation to a female's very, very small breasts.

"Ohh Molly Sue...that fine gentleman I took home last night was not packing much south of the border...I totally had to Braille Job him."

see also:

"Girl...Joaquin has the tiniest mangina I've ever seen...I totally had to Braille that shit up.

see also:

"Hey Henry! I was just with Aquanetta last night! I was rounding second base but I ran into a problem! Her milk sacks were so tiny I had to do a total braille job on them"

by The AMAZON QUEEN! August 21, 2009

braille face

An extremely ugly person.

Wendy was a cute kid, but she's grown into quite the braille face.

by Vironex July 24, 2006

reading braille

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.

i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.

by Robert Saggot January 19, 2006

drive by braille

A term used in states where there is no snowfall and therefore there are small bumps or reflectors placed on the road generally on lane lines. Because of this drivers can "drive by braille" by just swerving the other way once they hit these bumps. This is quite convenient when trying to sleep while driving.

Man, it's so foggy all I'm just driving by braille.

by Fillmore Slim December 25, 2004