botanophile

A person who enjoys sex with plants.

Person 1: Dude, I humped a tree last night.
Person 2: You fucking botanophile.

by Master of peanuts January 3, 2008

botan

Russian ÁÎÒÀÍ. The first vowel is accented. The word means an excellent pupil or student who spents all his time learning and reading books and, therefore, can't get on with another guys and can't pick up with some girl.
Word "botan" has pejorative connotation.
It's mainly refers to male and implies that someone who is called so lacks in manhood and manliness.
The word is commonplace in russian student's conversations, talks.

- He talks constantly about making love with his girlfriend.
- Waffle! He's botan. He should make love with rag doll, not with girl. Nobody likes him.

by Ilya Kyzminov January 30, 2008

Botanical

the act of being "white girl wasted", or an absurd situation or conversation

"My relationship is totally sooo botanical", "This entire situation is botanical!!"

by Kismetkiller26 August 31, 2011

Botanik

The Russian word for a geek.

He got grade 5 for all his subjects in school - what a botanik!

by Inoostranyets September 5, 2009

Botanality

1.The act of incerting a plant species into a body cavity that is intended for sexual pleasure.
2.Have strange sexual desires for plant species.

I came using that cucumber last night and squrited all over then bed, damn this botanality fetish.

by Professor of Botinality May 7, 2012

botanicide

Ritualistic killing of plants.

Eating seeds is botanicide. Millions of future plants will never sprout because of what you did!

by SinApodo August 5, 2012

Botan

The word "botan" comes from Greek, where it means "plant or herb''. This meaning is also found in and related to such words as: botanical, botanist, botany

Angela and James are botan enthusiasts.

by Jojosiwa02 May 12, 2021