grand theft borrower

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.

Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.

by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016

Borrowdale

An area known for producing the fiercest warriors on the face of Leyland, their superior skills at gripping people and objects as well as their fearlessness (unless something catches fire) makes them a force to be reckoned with.
Facts
1.The building is currently under quarantine utilising modern technology such as bars on the windows and a manual door
2.Desks are circular in order to prevent retards from loosing organs such as their eyes
3.It guarantees your place at the butt of every joke and a back breaking career sucking Ronald McDonald's cock or leeching off the social services should you have a lesson timetabled there
4.Also smells strongly of weed, yet no one has ever found it growing
5.The best sadistic on the face of the earth can be found at lunchtimes in the canteen, highlights include retards squirting milk out of their nose
6.Apparently a place in the lake district, also a road in Leyland

Borrowdale Warriors

by mainthing September 1, 2010

borrower

A borrower is a small person ,about 2 inches tall, who lives in the walls of humans and borrows things that they need to survive. If they are seen by said human, they must leave that house and find a new host.

Dude1: dude, have you seen insert object of little importance here ?
Dude2: yo, maybe a borrower took it
Borrower: I can indeed confirm that.
Both dudes: dude...

by Tricky kitten 13 October 25, 2019

Burrowed Pelican

Having sex with a girl on a beach. Sticking your wang into the sand than into her vag. aka screaming seagull

"man i gave that bitch a burrowed pelican last night"

by JMLAD May 6, 2009

Borrowdale Warrior

A kid who has gone through extensive Combat training in borrowdale, he will eventually become an elite which is abou 5 inches in length

wheelchair child

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Borrowdale Warrior

A creature to be feared from the depths of Borrowdale. It's like the fucking Shutter Island Ward 3 in there, it's scary as fuck. Don't ever come into contact with a Warrior - they'll come at you with their spoons. Their dangerously low IQ only leaves them with their base desires in life - to eat, to, to drink, to breathe, and to murder with spoons. Beware Borrowdale - for no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale.

"My next lesson is in Borrowdale!"
"Jesus Christ! Are you suitably armed? I don't want to lose you."
"I hope I don't encounter a Borrowdale Warrior, for, as the definition above says, no man has encountered one of these filthy animals and lived to tell the tale."
"Indeed."

by Dalehead Master Race January 7, 2014

Burrowed

To get completely consumed by the activity.

aka drunk, hammered, fucked up, binge watching House of Cards, eating an entire pizza

"Dude, I'm gunna get so burrowed tonight."
You gunna pound that whole footlong? "Yeah I'm getting burrowed."
"Let's get burrowed!"
"I read the whole fourth Harry Potter yesterday, I was so burrowed."

by James Cow October 14, 2016