broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

broken bloomer 

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.

Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.

broken bloomer by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019

Broken

Broken:
1. Characterizing game mechanics or objects that are so powerful that they trivialize game content or become the only desirable items or mechanics for a player to use.
2. Describing any combination of character class mechanics and equipment which is too difficult or impossible for skilled players to reliably counter in player vs player combat.

Rogue stunlock chains were broken so Blizzard changed the mechanics.

Broken by Ba Rum Ba Dum Dum September 20, 2011

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks 

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks by Telephony December 30, 2013

Broken

Wait, you are telling me to buy a "broken mug"?
This is scam

Buy a broken mug!

Broken by Pseudohacker March 1, 2021

Bokken

A wooden sword that is and was used to train samurai, other swordsmen, and nerds on youtube whose parents won't let them get a real sword.

The young samurai has earned his first bokken today.

Bokken by Woodsballer 4 Life January 7, 2009

Broken Bells 

A duo of Awesomness formed by

Danger Mouse

(artist-producer Brian Burton)

And

James Mercer

(Lead singer of the Shins)

Guy 1-"You know whats awesome?"
Guy 2-"Broken Bells?"
Guy 1-"Yeah..."

Broken Bells by myboyfriendisafirbender November 23, 2010