the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.
person 1: "I can play two instruments."
person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"
person 1: Ha Ha bitch
person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"
person 1: Ha Ha bitch
by i hate liars February 17, 2007
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The bonephone is typically talked to by women, although homosexual men also talk to it as well. The bonephone is an oddly shaped boner that resembles that of a payphone receiver. Talking to the bonephone is another term for receiving oral pleasure.
"You don't need a quarter to use my bonephone, use it for free!"
"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."
"I have bad hearing, talk to the bonephone instead."
by DMackCDA July 8, 2007
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As applied to the legendary Classic rock, maybe the greatest boneaphone. player of all times.
As applied to the legendary Classic rock, maybe the greatest boneaphone. player of all times.
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