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Bon Jovi 

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.
Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.
Bon Jovi by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024

Bon Jovi 

My neck is so sore, I haven’t been able to give a Bon Jovi in weeks!
Bon Jovi by Yourmomlovestheshocker January 23, 2025

Bon Jovi’d 

It’s when you eat out a person’s butthole but you have no clue what their last shower or bathroom situation was, so you are pretty much just living on a prayer.
You: Met this chick while I was leaving the bar last night and she took me back to her place...

Me: word?

You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.

Me: You play a dangerous game, my friend.
Bon Jovi’d by Twitch11614 May 26, 2019

Bon Jovi Friday 

When you have Friday off from work and you just fuck around all day Thursday.
"Hey Jeff, we have Friday off before the weekend, so let's bring some beers to the office and have Bon Jovi Friday."
Bon Jovi Friday by Gronlandic December 9, 2008

bon jovi is rockin' the bus 

when something is so cool that the bus begins to shake vuluptuosly in front of the suggestive white male
Elvis's fantabulous chest hair is rockin' the bus(bon jovi style).
Wow, that movie is bon Jovi rockin' the bus.

Bon Jovi Friday 

Bon Jovi Friday, originally, is a concept taken from "The Xtacles", where on the Thursday before a Friday you have off - you party and screw off at work like it is Friday.

However this concept has come to pertain to any such day that precedes a day or days off.

Although such days are still referred to as "Bon Jovi Friday" no matter the actual day of the week.
When you have Friday off from work, and you just F*ck around all day Thursdayyou know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!”

-from The Xtacles.