Boner 

when your horny and your dick stands up

when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a boner and it showed through my speedos

Boner by phureshh September 7, 2009

Boner 

Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.

Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.

Boner by P-Boo March 3, 2011

boner 

when captain winkie stands at attention

"dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked"

boner by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017

Boner 

A mistake, so like Boner Donor.

“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”

“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”

Boner by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 21, 2021

Boner 

the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.

A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!

Boner by The Dirtyminedfangirl! April 22, 2019

boner 

1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.

2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.

1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.

2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.

Guy 2: What a "boner"!

boner by 2J May 13, 2005

boner 

1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.

2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.

"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner!"

boner by Vicious Bitch June 30, 2006