Bolmph

A really ghetto word for penis

no example needed is this twenty words now? Huh?

by Jack n Dax December 26, 2004

Bolsh

To proceed in a mildly aggressive rant this maybe about modern life but will not be passive aggressive.

Bolshlord- And I hate Cornwall
Chadrickson- Ayy blud don't have a Bolsh

by Yokov January 30, 2019

bophies

It means when someone is being annoying and VERY cryptic.

omg your such a bophie!
Urgh look at those bophies!

by Bophie April 6, 2019

Hyper-boleh

pronounced hyper-bowl-lay : came from a mispronounciation of "hyperbole"
hyper-boleh is used to intensify any feeling you have, like how a hyperbole exaggerates something too.

im feeling hyper-boleh angry at him
im so hyper-boleh happy i got full marks for the test!

by saggitarius_sushi March 16, 2021

Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004

bolmph uhrizer-XL-GT-9000

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!

by Yobastanker September 18, 2004

bolth

The way an asshole says both.

Lindsay: So as I was saying, bolth of us went to....

Chris: Wait, what?

Lindsay: Bolth of us went to the arcade?

Chris: It's BOTH you asshole! Not bolth! Jeez

by ohy'know October 21, 2010