boiling the muff

Is when a girl is really horny and wet but cant get herself off cause she is in public or unable to masterbate so the pussy boils and sweats and often sometimes welts in her panties. Sometimes this leaves the vagina smelling like some kind of sea-food out of date.

"im boiling the muff"

"come and smell my boiling muff dad"

by fandog June 17, 2008

boiling the frog

A term used to describe the action of authorities in exacerbating the conditions of an event intended to scare the population into not doing anything rash (like voting out politicians) because of a fear factor.

Weather authorities are predicting EXTREME and UNPRECEDENTED weather conditions today, with highs of over 43 degrees centigrade. (in actual fact the temperature never went past 36 degrees centigrade, so the authorities had been boiling the frog)

by Bigpeteoz January 7, 2013

Boiling Springs

A shitty little town in Upstate South Carolina. Not to be confused with the Boiling Springs in North Carolina and Pennsylvania. The South Carolina town is home to the states oldest operating school(It fucking sucks). Shitty ass high school football team, they lose alot, but get all the funding. Their golf team and marching band are kick ass and win alot. There's nothing to do in this little town, and lots of inbreds claim this po dunk town home.

I can't wait to leave this fucking disgrace of a town, Boiling Springs!
Hey, did you see the Boiling Springs Football Game last night? Yeah, they fucking lost again.

by gottawannaneedagettahavajangle June 6, 2018

Boiling Over

To have a lot of something (an emotion, things, etc)

"Have you seen her closet? She's boiling over with clothes!"

by BillCrypto October 20, 2019

Boiling mess

A person who is worse than a hot mess.

Stacey is a hot mess but Darcey is a boiling mess.

by Meleryeler July 27, 2020

Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade

“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”

by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021

Boiling Karl

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.

"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."

by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008