Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Boeberts

An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.

“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”

by SassyMedic96 January 5, 2023

Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023

Double Boebert

when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public

“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"

"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"

by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024

Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob

I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

boebert handshake

A handjob.

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.

by All Night Al April 8, 2024

Boebert

Noun:

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023