Lutheran Epiphany

A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.

Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!

by Sheikh Issam June 5, 2015

blithering

often used as a prefix it "idiot", meaning incompetant

"my god, you BLITHERING IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE SUCH A THING?!?!"

by all knowin' August 26, 2003

Rockford Lutheran

An extremely self-righteous organization in the Rockford Area that claims to have the best level of education in a city known for having the shittiest education.

Dude you got the coke?

Yeah I have 2 Keys.

Dude where'd you go to school, Rockford Lutheran? You have 3 keys.

How'd you know?

by Gangbangin December 29, 2011

Crean Lutheran

A Christian based high school located in South County. Most kids at Crean Lutheran are rejects and losers. But like every school of course it has cool kids too. But just very few of them.

You go to Crean Lutheran?! That one fag school in Irvine?

by Chance Freeman April 10, 2011

Lutheran Style

A sexual act performed by leaning a woman against a door and nailing her on it. Named after Martin Luther, a religious reformist who expressed his critique of the Catholicism by nailing his 95 thesis to a church door.

When Mary and I got to her house last night, she was so ready we didn't make it into the bedroom. We did it Lutheran style on the bedroom door.

by pseudonymphomanicdepressive May 25, 2015

Lutheran Bitch

This is any student who attends Lutheran High School. Not necessarily every student is one, however, most show certain qualities. Examples include the inability to mind one's own business, acting five years younger than one's actual age, and is probably a virgin.

Stacy: Oh I'm gonna park here because I can do as I please and I'm not bothering anyone
Jade: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE IS TAKING UP 5 PARKING SPOT!!! GET THE COPS!!!!!
Stacy: What a Lutheran Bitch

by jesus4lyf420 June 1, 2018

bluthanasia

The Euthanization of a human being by the police, such as shooting and killing those who are unarmed, mentally ill, poor, unable to communicate, or of minority descent. It is the act of police using unnecessary and unreasonable force that leads to the death of another person, where that death could have been prevented had a reasonable amount of force been applied.

Atatiana Jefferson, a black woman who was fatally shot by a white police officer in her Texas home last week, was a victim of Bluthanasia.

Bluthanasia seems to be the new standard police policy across the United States.

How many more people need to fall victim to Bluthanasia, before we decide police are out of control?

by Daeminos October 18, 2019