Blizzard

The act of farting cocaine onto someone's face.

Let's get a hooker and have her blast a blizzard on us.

by therealflamer April 13, 2017

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.

"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"

by rosegold143 April 24, 2019

blizm with my flip flop

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.

Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

by chip July 18, 2003

Blizzarded

Coined during the great Chicago blizzard of 2011, it's the term that best describes the "good time" one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a Snow Day.

Looks like it's supposed to snow, like, 30 inches, let's hunker down and get blizzarded

by Sour Cream and Jives February 22, 2011

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

shit blizzard

A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.

also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.

Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard

by shit blizzard December 14, 2017

crimson blizzard

A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.

After leaving the beach, Pat L went home to give susan a crimson blizzard.

by TBird311 April 20, 2010