Blew Balloon

A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.

Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.

by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021

Blew out

A person who had mad sex in either their mouth, vagina, or rectum to the point that it hangs. Thus making them Blew out, see Blew Back

That Ho is blew out.

by Kc May 13, 2005

blew chunks

Past tense of blow chunks. To have vomited. Not to be confused with "blew chinks" which is what azn men do.

Yo when I smelled dat skank's snatch, I blew chunks.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 4, 2003

Blew the Diaper

To fail miserably.

To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.

To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.

<can also be used in other tenses>

Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.

Or

Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.

by GalNasty February 2, 2014

blew the goose

When you fuck something up; messed up a project.

Friend: Looses balance, knocks something important over

Me: you really blew the goose

by AshTil October 11, 2020

grandpa blew

The coolest color a mustang was ever made, a definite trophy winner. A panty or depends dropper for sure.

I bought this grandpa blew mustang because I wanted to stack trophies and pick up some gilf.

by BH6500 January 18, 2021

blew the bowl

A phrase used whenever someone coughs or exhales onto the bowl, blowing it everywhere. This is an extremely noobish thing to do. If you blow a bowl after your third time of smoking, then you should probably quit/run away.

Person 1: aight dude your new piece you can have greens
Person 2: thanks man
(Person 2 hits it and coughs, blowing the bowl)
Person 1: wow dude you just blew the bowl
Person 1: and i gave you greens
Person 2: uhhh whats happening?
Person 1: youre done, ya, youre done

by jcpranger May 16, 2006