Taco Bell

The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.

"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."

by undertakerfreak1127 March 6, 2008

Body Built by Taco Bell

A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon

"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"

by LamarJacksonIsElite November 8, 2019

Taco Bell

A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.

Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!

by Mr. Shemp March 18, 2011

Taco Bell

Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.

Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?

by methane king January 26, 2010

Bavarian bell tower

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park

"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"

by SansLeEpicSkeleton December 12, 2018

Peachy Bella

she’s a scary girl who likes every tiktok comment, i don’t even know how she found everyone’s comment on every video and like them, she’s creepy❤️

peachy bella liked my comment

by i love clowning❤️ October 12, 2020

Bellagio Slot Machine

When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"

One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.

by Malastic April 9, 2013